Top Ten Reasons Its Time to Mow Your Yard
Waring, TX - I need to mow my yard bad because my new goat has not had time to tackle the rather formidable assignment it has been given. In case you were wondering, I very conventiently stumbled across the top ten ways to know its time to mow your yard. Drum roll please...
10. Foreign war veterans avoid your yard because of its striking resemblance to the jungles of southeast Asia.
9. You have an infestation of howler monkeys but cannot pinpoint their exact location.
8. Your pets reinact scenes from Homeward Bound in the backyard.
7. A bedraggled man, starving and dehydrated crawls up to the house and explains that he is the survivor of a plane crash whose scattered, charred remains are located "somewhere near the bird feeder."
6. You create an adventurous jungle canopy tour and sell tickets for $20.
5. The city does not tell you to keep your yard mowed because they do not realize there's a house there.
4. You cannot kill any wildlife in your yard because it is designated as a National Forest.
3. Rather than mow, you simply use controlled burns.
2. You're tired of hosting expeditions from National Geographic Explorer.
And the number one way to tell its time to mow your yard...
1. The primitive civilization living behind your garage is starting to pick up a little English.
That's the story of my life...
10. Foreign war veterans avoid your yard because of its striking resemblance to the jungles of southeast Asia.
9. You have an infestation of howler monkeys but cannot pinpoint their exact location.
8. Your pets reinact scenes from Homeward Bound in the backyard.
7. A bedraggled man, starving and dehydrated crawls up to the house and explains that he is the survivor of a plane crash whose scattered, charred remains are located "somewhere near the bird feeder."
6. You create an adventurous jungle canopy tour and sell tickets for $20.
5. The city does not tell you to keep your yard mowed because they do not realize there's a house there.
4. You cannot kill any wildlife in your yard because it is designated as a National Forest.
3. Rather than mow, you simply use controlled burns.
2. You're tired of hosting expeditions from National Geographic Explorer.
And the number one way to tell its time to mow your yard...
1. The primitive civilization living behind your garage is starting to pick up a little English.
That's the story of my life...
posted by Winston A. Hall at 8:16 AM
1 Comments:
Your are Nice. And so is your site! Maybe you need some more pictures. Will return in the near future.
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