Hall Launches New Endeavor, Sends Shockwaves Through World Cabrito Market
Waring, TX - Winston Hall is not one to give up. The world renown adventurist and globetrotter who faced public humilitaion after the catastrophic collapse of his Fortune 500 company The Chicken Cooperative last spring has garnered enough financial support to once again man the riggers and gear up for what appears to be another Fortune 500 run. Hall, the former CEO of The Chicken Cooperative announced in a press conference held at the General Store in Waring, Texas, (http://www.lonestarwebs.com/prettiest4.html) the creation of a new corporation, one that this time intends to tap into the burgeoning goat market of the southwestern United States.
"My yard has a lot of grass in it," Hall said, "so I have obtained a goat named Willamina which will now hopefully eat all that grass."
According to an official release, Hall obtained the goat when a coworker from his water mitigation company spotted the horned ungulate romping down the right of way on Farm to Market 289 near the town of Comfort. Hall's co-worker tied the goat to a tree which Hall later hog tied and relocated to his home in Waring.
"Of course, I do not embark on such endeavors lightly," Hall said, "so I am proud to announce the creation of The Funny Farm, Inc., a broad-based, vision-minded, globally-reaching, grass-roots, whatever-other-hyphenated-adjective-phrases-you-can-think-of-to-sound-good company. We will start with one slightly undernourished goat, and with that...we will build an empire."
Wall Street and other financial juggernauts did not take Hall's announcement lightly. Warren Buffet, CEO of Berkshire-Hathaway, spoke about Hall's announcement at his own press conference which was a direct result of Hall's press conference.
"I know last week I announced intentions to distribute my mass wealth to philanthropic organizations. Well, I changed my mind. With Hall's astounding bounce back from the brink of financial ruin, none of our fortunes are safe. I am going to continue hoarding mine until further notice."
According to a The Funny Farm spokesman, the goat, which Hall named Willamina at the suggestion of his good friend and investor Tanis M. Cogdell, is resting comfortably in its temporary environment, a fenced in section of The Funny Farm which once served as a garden.
Since its arrival three days ago, curious people crowd the fence along The Funny Farm's southern perimeter trying to sneak a glimpse of the new family member.
Sarah Jenkins, an eight year old school student from Milwaukee came to see the new goat after hearing about it on CNN.
"I have to go to the bathroom," she said.
"We here at The Funny Farm strive to be ubiquitous," Hall admitted at his press conference. "The only reason being is I have used the word 'ubiquitous' incorrectly for years and don't intend to stop now."
That's the story of my life...
"My yard has a lot of grass in it," Hall said, "so I have obtained a goat named Willamina which will now hopefully eat all that grass."
According to an official release, Hall obtained the goat when a coworker from his water mitigation company spotted the horned ungulate romping down the right of way on Farm to Market 289 near the town of Comfort. Hall's co-worker tied the goat to a tree which Hall later hog tied and relocated to his home in Waring.
"Of course, I do not embark on such endeavors lightly," Hall said, "so I am proud to announce the creation of The Funny Farm, Inc., a broad-based, vision-minded, globally-reaching, grass-roots, whatever-other-hyphenated-adjective-phrases-you-can-think-of-to-sound-good company. We will start with one slightly undernourished goat, and with that...we will build an empire."
Wall Street and other financial juggernauts did not take Hall's announcement lightly. Warren Buffet, CEO of Berkshire-Hathaway, spoke about Hall's announcement at his own press conference which was a direct result of Hall's press conference.
"I know last week I announced intentions to distribute my mass wealth to philanthropic organizations. Well, I changed my mind. With Hall's astounding bounce back from the brink of financial ruin, none of our fortunes are safe. I am going to continue hoarding mine until further notice."
According to a The Funny Farm spokesman, the goat, which Hall named Willamina at the suggestion of his good friend and investor Tanis M. Cogdell, is resting comfortably in its temporary environment, a fenced in section of The Funny Farm which once served as a garden.
Since its arrival three days ago, curious people crowd the fence along The Funny Farm's southern perimeter trying to sneak a glimpse of the new family member.
Sarah Jenkins, an eight year old school student from Milwaukee came to see the new goat after hearing about it on CNN.
"I have to go to the bathroom," she said.
"We here at The Funny Farm strive to be ubiquitous," Hall admitted at his press conference. "The only reason being is I have used the word 'ubiquitous' incorrectly for years and don't intend to stop now."
That's the story of my life...
posted by Winston A. Hall at 10:13 AM
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