Famous Director Simultaneously Hits on Blogger's Girlfriend, Sister

Shreveport, LA -

Okay, y'all. Now, this latest occurence in my life really takes the cake as far as oddball occurrences go. My sister Sarah was in town visiting this weekend so, being the good host I am, took her to the set of a film here in town called "W." for which I am a part-time employee.

Due to a confidentiality agreement I signed, I can't tell you anything about the film. However, I can tell you that the very famous, very award-winning director, who we'll call "O.S." is directing the film.

So, there we were, sitting in the lobby of the soundstage when who should walk by but "O.S." himself. By sheer coincidence, Donna (my girlfriend) and Sarah (my sister) were sitting together on the bench. I know "O.S." is a busy man and I was quite surprised when he stopped and struck up a conversation with BOTH my sister and my girlfriend. He asked them if they wanted to be in his movie, smoothly, laughed, and then told them they would do well in the bellydancing scene.

I was excited at first, but my excitement soon morphed into shock when I realized that Oliver St...err..I mean "O.S." himself had hit on my sister AND my girlfriend simultaneously. Not many guys in America can make that claim, I'm sure.

Sarah was also excited because she stood next to Richard Dreyfuss. (He was in Jaws.)

I know one thing for sure. I'm going to think twice next time I drag my sister and girlfirend anywhere near famous movie directors.

That's the story of my life...