Viva Las Vegas: Intrepid Explorer Recoinnoiters in Famed Sin City
Las Vegas, Nevada - Greetings from fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada!! I felt obliged to write a blog here while I am in the Entertainment Capital of the World because all too soon I will return to Shreveport, which is the Entertainment Capital of Shreveport.
True to Vegas style, we spent the first 23 hours of our trip awake- which adds an interesting mix to the euphoria/delirium/inner ear problems caused by the blinking light effect of The Strip. Donna and I rented a convertible so bookies are giving 3 to 1 odds I will be involved in a rear-end collision before thist trip is over. It's kind of hard not to look up and easy to forget your actually operting a motor vehicle.
The first day in Vegas felt like three days. The following is a timeline of Day One.
4 a.m. Wake up in Shreveport.
5 a.m. Check in at airport.
6 a.m. Get on plane, sit on plane.
6:40 a.m. Still sitting on plane.
6:41 a.m. Make a lap around the airport tarmac because the ground crew forget to close "a door."
7:37 a.m. Make two laps around the Houston airport to "aquire a new vector," whatever that means.
8:45 Depart for Vegas.
8:46 Land in Vegas.
8:48 Have freakout session about time warp phenomenon, then change watches to Pacific time.
9:45 Rent convertible.
9:52 Return to car rental center because of broken visor.
10:50 Play with dolphins.
11:38 Watch tiger cubs play with each other.
12:19 p.m. Eat.
1:48 Watch Bellagio fountains, ooh and aah in gleeful appreciation.
2:42 Hotel check-in. Ooh and aah in gleeful appreciation.
4:57 Inquire about nude pool lounge.
4:58 Giggle about thought of nude pool lounge.
4:59 Gag at site of people actually entering nude pool lounge.
5:30 Watch free show at Caesar's Palace...ooh and aahh blah blah blah...
6:32 Eat.
yadda yadda yadda!!!
10:00 p.m. Go to Tropicana Folies Bergere TOPLESS extravaganza....ooh and aah in gleeful appreciation.
12:45 In and Out burgers! Yeah!
1:00 Pass out from sheer exhaustion.
Im about to start day two...wish me luck!
That's the story of my life...
True to Vegas style, we spent the first 23 hours of our trip awake- which adds an interesting mix to the euphoria/delirium/inner ear problems caused by the blinking light effect of The Strip. Donna and I rented a convertible so bookies are giving 3 to 1 odds I will be involved in a rear-end collision before thist trip is over. It's kind of hard not to look up and easy to forget your actually operting a motor vehicle.
The first day in Vegas felt like three days. The following is a timeline of Day One.
4 a.m. Wake up in Shreveport.
5 a.m. Check in at airport.
6 a.m. Get on plane, sit on plane.
6:40 a.m. Still sitting on plane.
6:41 a.m. Make a lap around the airport tarmac because the ground crew forget to close "a door."
7:37 a.m. Make two laps around the Houston airport to "aquire a new vector," whatever that means.
8:45 Depart for Vegas.
8:46 Land in Vegas.
8:48 Have freakout session about time warp phenomenon, then change watches to Pacific time.
9:45 Rent convertible.
9:52 Return to car rental center because of broken visor.
10:50 Play with dolphins.
11:38 Watch tiger cubs play with each other.
12:19 p.m. Eat.
1:48 Watch Bellagio fountains, ooh and aah in gleeful appreciation.
2:42 Hotel check-in. Ooh and aah in gleeful appreciation.
4:57 Inquire about nude pool lounge.
4:58 Giggle about thought of nude pool lounge.
4:59 Gag at site of people actually entering nude pool lounge.
5:30 Watch free show at Caesar's Palace...ooh and aahh blah blah blah...
6:32 Eat.
yadda yadda yadda!!!
10:00 p.m. Go to Tropicana Folies Bergere TOPLESS extravaganza....ooh and aah in gleeful appreciation.
12:45 In and Out burgers! Yeah!
1:00 Pass out from sheer exhaustion.
Im about to start day two...wish me luck!
That's the story of my life...
posted by Winston A. Hall at 11:35 AM
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