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Frankleen, Tenuhsee- Hy evrybodee its mee agen, hartt. Ey am winstuns puppeee butt iy am lik allmoist eeleben munths owld sew i dont no how longe i will bee a puppeee.

aneeway i dygress. so urlyer tooday wee wint two nashvill wich is en tenuhsee sumware and it wuz reeley cold sew winstun lef Gurl (shee iz mi rooomate) hear too sleeep en thu dawghowse all daay becuz shee dusnt lik the cold. anyway i haf nevur gawn aneewear withowt Gurl EVEER ad i was reeley skared. Reeley skared and i was afrayed i shuk a lot butt not frum the cold frum beeng skared and lonly.

aneeway, wee wint to lows to by sum mortir mix and aftur a looong tim winstun didunt com owtsid so i wint in to looook four hym. usooaly, Gurl wud say "no hartt, stey hear in th truk winstun will com bak" but Gurl wasunt thar so i wint in two the stor. iy made a bee lyne strate in th stor and didunt sea winstun sew i jist ran and ran and ran an finully hid undur a deesplay on isle thurty won bi sum sheeet metul. Ey wuz steel shakeeng.

aneeway, aftur wut seemed lik fourevur winstun stuk his hed undur th dispaly an sed "HARTT!! Wut the F*#& r yu dooing runneng arownd in lows?!?!?!?!" I fult reeley badd fur beeing a badd dawg. Reeley badd. ey got a whoopun butt not insid. it wuz owtside wear th publick cooldunt sea th whoopen.

aneeway, I lurned mi lessun nevre too run tino lows, or wall mArt or targit or aneethang lik that. that iz reeley badd and yu shooludnt eether unnless yu ar not a dawg.

aneeway i haf too gow now becuz my pawz ar sore frum tiping. O yeh, Geenuh iff yo r reeding this pleeze tel Brogin i sed hi.

Thats th storie uf mi life...