Local Man Writes Ferribly Tunny Twongue Tister, Doctors Perform Tongue Amputation

I wrote a series of tongue twisters once. I would like to share them with you. It is one of my greater accomplishments. Please feel free to dissect them for grammatical legitimacy:

"How many Czech chicks' checks could a Czech Czech chick check checker check if a Czech Czech chick check checker could check Czech chicks' checks?"

"How many woodchucks could Chuck upchuck if Chuck could upchuck woodchucks?"

And now the grand finale:

"How many of Czech Chuck's woodchucks would a Czech woodchuck checker chunk if a Czech woodchuck checker could chunk Czech Chuck's woodchucks?

Okay here's one you have to say real fast. I did not write this one but it's one of my favorites. If you're name is Randy Wolff, turn around and say this to your wife as fast as you can with a perfectly straight face:

"I'm not a pheasant plucker. I'm the pheasant plucker's son! I don't pluck the pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes!"

That's the story of my life...