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Waring, TX - I am proud to announce a new campaign here at The Whimsical World involving merchandise. I am guessing there just might be a modicum of desire for some Whimsical World memorabilia so the staffers here at the Whimsical World have battened down the hatches preparing for the onslaught of requests after this posting.

Please bear in mind that Christmas is just around the corner. (Which, really, is always the case if you're operating unde the radical assumption that time moves forward and not backward...)

Here's what I have to offer:

~An authentic Waring, Texas, postcard complete with a handwritten note from yours truly and an authentic Waring, Texas, postmark. ($3.99)

~Your choice of The Whimsical World of Winston t-shirts and baseball t's which can include your choice of Whimsical World headlines or the phrase "That's the story of my life." (t's $13.99, baseball t's $16.99)

~Standard "Waring, Texas" t-shirt. ($13.99)

Just make your checks payable to Winston Hall c/o:

The Whimsical World of Winston
P.O. Box 52
Waring, TX
78074

(If ordering a shirt, please note shirt size, style, and desired headline.)

We hope to expand the lineup in the future. In the meantime, keep enjoying The Whimsical World!!